I’ve been screaming at the top of my lungs at my family, ‘Work out! Work out! Old age is coming!’
Advice in old age is foolish for what can be more absurd than to increase our provisions for the road the nearer we approach to our journey’s end.
Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.
I am hoping for peaceful transition into a new age. Obama has already played a great role in initiating us into that vision. If he were to be harmed in any way, it would spawn the birth of a million Obamas.